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In the middle of a pandemic, Alan White and Midge try and escape the Chicago for a few hours seeking the perfect riverside park for a picnic.
Four long hours later!
Lost in the Wilds of ILLINOIS....???
Alan: Where are we, I can't believe we can't get cell phone service out here?
Midge: Well the clue would be, we ran out of road an hour ago. (Sigh)
Alan: How old is this map anyway?
Midge: Chris said her parents had the jeep forever. Could be 20 years...
Alan: Are we still in McHenry county?
Midge: Are we still in ILLINOIS???
Alan: Well how about we picnic here?
Midge: I didn't bring much food, I thought we would have somewhere to stop? Of course I didn't know we were taking only BACK roads!
Alan: Where's your sense of adventure....?
Alan: Yugh, this is squishy here. I suppose 7 days of rain will do that. I guess we can eat in the Jeep.
Midge: I for one, need to stretch my legs and my rear. Owweee! This really isn't a road at all.
/FLASH!\ Flash! BOOOM!
Oh, no........that sounds like a storm coming our way.
Alan: (chewing on a cold hotdog) Check the radio...if we can get a station?
"Psst, crackle, hisss, "....this is Station WBFNW bringing you a weather warning. The National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for Winnebago, Boone, and McHenry counties. A line of severe thunderstorms including hail and high winds stretching from Pecatonia, Illinois to Burlington, Wisconsin moving South East at 40 mph. ....Pssst, crackle..hissss...bzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Alan: Oh, great that is definitely us, no matter where we are...since we've been heading west for hours. So much for a picnic...let's get out of here.
(Wheels spinning---ERrRRRR, errrrrr, )
Midge, you drive and I will try and push us out of this muddy hole.
Midge: I haven't driven a stick in a long time....(RRRrrrrrr, pop, crunch, rrrrrrr, _). DARN!
Alan: Pull the stick to Center--Right, and then Up...Just get it in drive and I will push.
Alan: Ugh, now, give it a little gas...!
Midge: It's pouring now! VROOOM! (she floors it)
Alan: Aaaaghhhh! (spitting, water--- dirt)WAIT! Let me get in!
Midge: I got a handle on this now....(Errrrrr, grind, pop, errrrr, -she makes a wicked Y turn!)
Alan: Whoa....leave some metal on the drives, will ya!
Midge: Now, let's find a real road...! Vrooooom....bummp, crack, bump vrrrooom!
Alan: Um, maybe we should turn right up here!
Midge: Sure Livingston....I think we will go straight until we hit a real road...!
Just a little HFIM saga.....
LOST IN THE WILDS OF ILLINOIS...!
Making the diorama
Jeep: Barbie Safari Scout 1987-8 (icky decals removed)
Midge: Life In the Dream house Midge 2003
Alan: Rapunzel's Wedding Prince Stefan 2003
Alan's shirt, Vintage Ken
Midge dress: Current fashion
Miscellaneous stuff: mixed Mattel and others.
Quick pop-up Diorama 18 x 24(took me less than 5 min)
Folding foam core (covered in dull silver)
Large poster of woods
Rocks,
Artificial greens, plants, and flowers.
Lightening flash---accidental reflection from spotlight..(made it work).
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